Showing posts with label Details Magazine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Details Magazine. Show all posts

The Luckiest Bastard on the Planet

 
Despite many outlets making numerous attempts to show the world the "real" Robert Pattinson, it seems Details magazine did exactly that. Enlisting the help of screenwriter Jenny Lumet (known best for "Rachel Getting Married") Details has one wacky, weird and endearing cover story for March 2010.


Jenny knew Rob since before "Twilight" even hit theaters, and it was in January when she reunited with the actor she first met during rewrites of "Remember Me" to work on this article for Details. They seem to have a fairly close relationship, considering she threw casually into conversation the fact she found a sex shop nearby that had an " insane S&M body-harness contraption" that "allows you to dress up like a horse and have a long tail."

Rob's response? "'That's so English. I want to do this entire interview wearing it, from an equine point of view,' he says, stomping the sidewalk with make-believe hooves. 'Seriously. As an experiment in public perceptions.'" We wish.

But Rob just didn't open up about his preference for interview attire. He shared with Jenny some of his concerns with what the responsibility of being an actor are.
"If it exists out there—this invisible-creative-spirit-idea thing—then you're the medium through which it travels so everybody can touch it. But . . . what gives you the right to be the medium?" he asked. "What gives you the right to claim it? And then get an agent and say I want $20 million and a fruit basket to be the medium, thank you very much."

He talked about how his perception on speaking to the press changed during his time doing work on "Twilight," comparing it initially to political speech writing. "It's fascinating. You'd have two or three minutes to affect someone. Make them hear you. Get the message out and maybe it will echo," Rob said.
 
"I quite enjoyed doing press for the first 'Twilight,' because there was a similarity. But after a bit I was ladling it out," he added. "If you want people to listen to you, you'd better have something to say. I felt a responsibility to be fascinating. You're bargaining with the audience. Is this enough for them? And that affects the way you look at art."

Despite the range of topics covered in the article — from maim-inducing tropical diseases to elephants stealing peppermints, from fan's lurking in restaurants to having his kiss auctioned off for $60,000 — Rob was clear to make the point that he knew how fortunate he was.
"Please don't make this about me complaining," Rob begged Jenny about the context of the article. "Please. I'm the luckiest bastard on the planet."

 WOW
there's more to the article
than Vagina.
Who knew? (sarcasm)
Not by what the Media put out,
or dwelled on,
criticized,
bitch-slapped,
well, you know where I'm headed
with this one...

My boy has substance,
but you wouldn't know it
with all the Phobic fucks,
that use 
and abuse
and take out of context.

Robert Pattinson Allergic to Vaginas?

Rob say it aint so...

Photo: Details Magazine
Hopefully someone gave Robert Pattinson a cortisone injection during his recent Details photo shoot, because the interview attached reveals Pattinson's claim that he's allergic to yonis. And the shoot has a awful lot of naked ladies in it, sitting pretty close to Sparkles.
Pattinson, as usual, denies awl the rumors that he and Kristen Stewart have a passionate and secret love, so decrying it as to declare his dog the only emotional connection in his life. See what he did there? A dog over a cat. You know. He doesn't even like the mewing pussies.

Regarding the photo shoot, Pattinson said, "I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vaginas. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours...Thank God I was hungover."

This is an epic bummer for his rabid fan base, because if he's not trying to say he'd like to dance around a room with Adam Lambert, he must be a rather awkward sexual conquest, since last I checked, sex with ladies always involves being near vagina.

Source

I really have no fucking clue on how to comment on this.
I'm at a loss...

More from Details Magazine...
 
 
I bet those chics in that shoot
feel like shit.
No, dog shit.
I would


You should be
allergic to dick.
WOW
Rob
I'm
Confused.

Make me
feel better.
Clarify 
yourself.
Save grace.
Tell me
you're
tit
man
instead.


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