Sweet Jesus
The Lucky Rich Bitches from Taft
I pass by that school every so often,
The architecture amazing.
Beautiful grounds.
Clearly a ridiculously expensive Boarding School...
...and now they have Rob.
“Twilight” star Robert Pattinson caused a riot by sending a joke video message to girl of Taft Prep School in Connecticut.
Pattinson who is just about to begin filming of “Breaking Dawn” filmed a skit in Baton Rouge with director Peter Berg (see video).
The tape was shown to the girls at the school as part of their Halloween festivities. As soon as Pattinson came on the screen the girls exploded.
The headmaster, Will MacMullen, said that the students got so hysterical that they were considering calling 911 for help
Speaking to the school’s newspaper the MacMullen said “When the film was shown, it was deafening! Peter Berg has directed another blockbuster hit! I thought we were going to have to call in the medics—several of the girls looked as if they were about to have a heart attack!"
Pattinson was attempting to play a deadpan role in the skit (though he was obviously dying to laugh). The “Friday Night Lights” director and Taft alumnus, Peter Berg and Pattinson stood in the woods outside Baton Rouge during the skit.
Berg, who graduated from Taft in 1980, recruited Pattinson for the video to mark the school’s traditional Headmaster Holiday. Last year Berg also made a short film to mark the event.
The tradition dates back to the election of President William Howard Taft whose son was student. The school was given a short break in studies so his son could attend the inauguration.
In the video Pattinson says “Taft has been causing problems for a while now." Getting in some vampire jokes about the school, some students and teachers.
Berg asked him is he thinks it is normal that one student is the captain of three sport teams. Pattison calls it insane and says “I don't think it's normal at all."
Berg also bring up that fact that one of the faculty members appears to be getting younger. Pattinson says “I told him so many times he should have left that school, everybody's gonna find out."
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Rob, Kristen and Taylor on set of Breaking Dawn
As much as I was disappointed with the book,
I'm starved for more Edward and Bella.
So Breaking Dawn begins
And I already can't wait for all the goodies to come...
Fan videos,
Behind the scene sneak peaks,
and Interviews...
Time to take out the book.
and give it another shot...
Renesmee Cullen
Just yesterday we learned that Maggie Grace joined the cast of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn as Irina a woman scorned who hates the Cullens and now there’s word that a younger, much sweeter character has also come on board. According to EW, Mackenzie Foy will play Renesmee Cullen. If you haven’t read the books and you have no idea who she is, be warned because you are about to enter spoiler territory…
For those of you who know the progression of Edward and Bella’s relationship, you know that they get married and eventually conceive a child. That child in Renesmee, their daughter, who happens to be a super baby thanks to her vampire blood. Bella doesn’t have a full 9 month pregnancy because of the baby’s accelerated growth. When she’s born she’s not your average infant. She’s physically stronger and her mental capacity is far more developed.
The creepiest part about her arrival on the scene is Jacob imprinting on her. We don’t care how sweet people try to make it, that’s just disgusting! From our knowledge, Renesmee is still a child at the end of Breaking Dawn but there have been rumors that they might age her to a 17 year old so she can be with Jacob. Once again, gross! The actress Foy, is currently 9 years old so it definitely looks like they’re making some changes to the character.
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For those of you who know the progression of Edward and Bella’s relationship, you know that they get married and eventually conceive a child. That child in Renesmee, their daughter, who happens to be a super baby thanks to her vampire blood. Bella doesn’t have a full 9 month pregnancy because of the baby’s accelerated growth. When she’s born she’s not your average infant. She’s physically stronger and her mental capacity is far more developed.
The creepiest part about her arrival on the scene is Jacob imprinting on her. We don’t care how sweet people try to make it, that’s just disgusting! From our knowledge, Renesmee is still a child at the end of Breaking Dawn but there have been rumors that they might age her to a 17 year old so she can be with Jacob. Once again, gross! The actress Foy, is currently 9 years old so it definitely looks like they’re making some changes to the character.
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Wow.
What an adorable little girl.
The first thing I noticed was her lips.
Kinda shaped like Rob's.
Surely could pass as his daughter...
I think she's perfect for the part =)
(Still think they should ditch the imprinting crap.)
Eclipse Revisited
I had absolutely no faith in David Slade doing Eclipse justice.
but he pulled it off,
and blew away my expectations.
The meadow scene took my breath away.
The bedroom scene held me at a silent squeel.
The Twilight Edward was back.
The love story...
I loved this movie just as much as I loved the book.
~~GASP~~
Robert Pattinson and The Mass Murdering Marxist Guerilla
So I'm scouring the internet looking for a Rob fix,
and what do I come across?
Rob and Kristen together at the airport.
Sweet.
Robsten.
But wait...
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Is that Che Guevara that Rob's sporting?
I had to take a closer look...
Rob NOOOOOOOOO!!!
deflated.
That's how I felt when I zoomed in on Rob's shirt.
The man of my obsession,
the one that makes me smile just by looking at his smile,
the man who brought my beloved Edward Cullen to life...
was wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt.
Not a "Just Che No" t-shirt.
but the famous rebel Che t-shirt.
Che Guevara...
Brutal mass murderer.
Marxist.
Born Ernesto Lynch.
That's right, not even fucking Cuban.
This socialist motherfucker was born in Argentina.
to wealthy parents (nice kicker huh?)
This "freedom fighter" for Cuba,
wasn't even a Cuban citizen.
Rob and Guevara...
Why should it matter, you ask?
Because I feel so passionately about both.
Rob... I love.
Guevara...
I hope that motherfucker is rotting in hell.
I feel like...like...
Flashback: 1975
Donny Osmond,
my future husband,
is singing "Go away little girl" on the record player.
In walks Catholic Mom...
"Did you know Donny Osmond's a Mormon?"...
Rob Hiatus
Rob with Fans last night in Montreal
...Lucky Bitches
So I'm back.
I didn't post any Eclipse premiere photos.
No Rob photoshoots...
No "Water for Elephants" pics
No Robsten.
No Youtube Fan videos.
No Gossip...
No Papparazzi sightings.
Nothing.
I was tending to the other men in my life...
long overdue I suppose.
It wasn't until after the second viewing of Eclipse,
that I was bitten by the Rob bug.
Again.
Again.
Obsession resurrected...
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart & Taylor Lautner on Jimmy Kimmel Live 6/23/10
I thought I was all that
sitting in the audience
at Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
when Rob was a guest
promoting "Remember Me".
Watching Jimmy kimmel.
well shit.
I couldn't get that fucking lucky.
