Bite Me "Irish Central"

This rag of a print constantly diss's Rob.
Hypocrit motherfucker's 
that's what they are.

Search their archives
and you will see
they take every opportunity
to print their distaste for him.

Why? you ask.
Rob's a hot topic.
Irish Central sucks.
They NEED him.
It's that simple.




Note to Amy Andrews:
C'mon, we Know,
You secretly wished
It was Rob's head between your legs,
and not those creepy chicks
that spent 12 hours
naked
with him in their presence...
p.s. you're writing sucks =)

Here's a sample ...

Robert Pattinson Insults women, men
by
Amy Andrews

Robert Pattinson may be the hottest boy on the block this year but I have to say it, when he opens his mouth it's game over. By "it" I mean any opportunity he'll ever have to really impress us all with his sophistication and charm.
Instead, he mostly comes off like a narcissistic brat. I'm sorry girls, it's the truth. Take his highly publicized chat with Details mag this month. Apart from setting the internet on fire, it also made me wonder about him - and not in a good way.
“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas,” said the dreamboat, instantly dashing the hopes of a million teenage girls. Now, I admit it, some people thought this was just him being playful; Pattinson himself probably thought it was playful, but you know what? It's not.
To those who says he's edging out of the closet I say: no, he's obviously not, and it's actually homophobic to assume that all gay men hate women's bodies because they don't.
To those who say he's just being sarcastic I say, you know what, there are better ways to suggest you don't enjoy posing for pictures without insulting every woman on the set.
I'm just saying.

More garbage here.
So Amy Andrews was insulted 
by Rob's "I hate Vaginas" remark.
I suppose I would be too,
If that's all I had going for me.


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