Robert Pattinson Fix: Robert Pattinson Allergic to Vaginas?

Rob say it aint so...

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Hopefully someone gave Robert Pattinson a cortisone injection during his recent Details photo shoot, because the interview attached reveals Pattinson's claim that he's allergic to yonis. And the shoot has a awful lot of naked ladies in it, sitting pretty close to Sparkles.
Pattinson, as usual, denies awl the rumors that he and Kristen Stewart have a passionate and secret love, so decrying it as to declare his dog the only emotional connection in his life. See what he did there? A dog over a cat. You know. He doesn't even like the mewing pussies.

Regarding the photo shoot, Pattinson said, "I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vaginas. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours...Thank God I was hungover."

This is an epic bummer for his rabid fan base, because if he's not trying to say he'd like to dance around a room with Adam Lambert, he must be a rather awkward sexual conquest, since last I checked, sex with ladies always involves being near vagina.

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