Showing posts with label Summit you suck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Summit you suck. Show all posts

New Eclipse TV Spot



That's it Summit
promote the action.
Afterall
It was the "guys" 
that made the books
and movies a phenomenon

David Slade "Technical" in Directing Eclipse

MTV got the chance to catch up with The Twilight Saga: New Moon and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse star Tinsel Korey ("Emily Young" in the Saga) recently, and they talked with her about her experience in working with Eclipse director David Slade as compared with New Moon director Chris Weitz.
"He's great," she said of Slade, "he's a really different director from Chris Weitz. Chris Weitz is . . . an actor's director, there's a lot more focus on the emotion, whereas David Slade was a lot more technical, so there was like a distance because he's always thinking about the fuller picture with a lot more of the fight scenes and stuff."
Korey's words echo those of several of the Eclipse castmembers who've spoken up about the director, including Xavier Samuel ("very technically astute") and Kristen Stewart ("very technical").



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Great.
Fucking great...
Damn you Summit.

Summit Rep Dispels Pattinson Eclipse Rumors

Over the last few hours, whispers of unrest have emanated from the Vancouver set where Eclipse is filming pick-ups.

Robert Pattinson arrived in the Pacific Northwest a couple of days ago to participate. When he wasn’t in front of the cameras immediately after stepping off the plane, many outlets freaked.
Some even suggested a rift between Pattinson and director David Slade, and that the actor was refusing to be cooperative.

This simply is not the case.

As we speak, Pattinson is on the set filming, a source on the scene confirms to Gossip Cop.
“There are absolutely no problems,” a rep for Summit tells Gossip Cop, adding, “Today is the first day of shooting for Robert Pattinson.”

The pick-ups are underway, as scheduled, and speculation about problems should be curbed in favor of facts.

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I trust Summit as far as I can spit.

Eclipse Sneak Peek *New*

Let me guess...Leaked?...Gotta love Summit's damage control...




"A lot more action..."
"A lot more action..."
A lot more action?!!!
...how could this happen?? 

More Bullshit from Summit

'Twilight: Eclipse' reshoot rumors not true. Remember the post we made a couple of days ago regarding Summit Entertainment bringing back original "Twilight" director Catherine Hardwicke and "Twilight Saga: New Moon" director Chris Weitz to reshoot some seens in their highly anticipated third installment titled "Twilight Saga:Eclipse?" Remember how we mentioned "Eclipse " director David Slade woud not be a part of those reshoots due to creative differences with the studio? Consider that post false...well sort of.

According to Gossip Cop, Catherine Hardwicke didn't reshoot any seens for "Eclipse", however, there are a few scenes from the movie that are being reshot, but by the film's director David Slade in Vancouver before the film hits theaters June 30th. Apparently, reshoots for the movie have been planned for quite some time, at least that's what a studio rep is reporting. "The reshoot was planned for months, like it is with the majority of the films."

It looks like the rumors regarding Hardwicke and Weiz reshooting the scenes was just an attempt for various website to drive traffic. "Reports much like the one earlier today are ploys to drive traffic without any merit and without any support from the studio on what is actually going on or true."


Trouble for Eclipse

We have all seen it coming...
1st Clue...David Slade was director.
I don't give a fuck that he is some very cool
vampire director with a new vision on movies.
He doesn't exactly reek of romance.

2nd...Every frickin actor that talks about this flick
manages to say "It's more geared towards the guys",
"It's more of an action flick". Hearing those words gave
me the woolies every time someone opened their mouth.

3rd...DEAD Silence in Summit Land
For a looong time.
No pictures
No trailers
No sneak peeks
Nada
Nil
Nuttin
Then David famously tweets about "...adding more Edward".
Everyone starts to freak out at this point.
Mysteriously a shit load of very intimate Edward & Bella pics
"leaked".
Leak my ass.
Summit wanted to settle everyone down.

4th...They fire their Editor on March 3rd.
MARCH 3RD
"...According to Entertainment Weekly,
the studio is not placing the blame on Jones,
but says that director David Slade's footage needs a
"stronger edit".
Oh my fucking goodness.
Ya - back to clue 1 - David Slade.

Now Today -
"Twilight Unfinished"
"...key scenes need to be reshot".
Then GossipCop comes out and says
Oh no - this happens all the time...
MY ASS IT DOES
NOT 77 DAYS BEFORE IT'S RELEASED.

Holy fuck
We are in trouble folks.




 Source:  Pattinsonville

Dickhead Slade
should've read the book(s)
or else he would have known
the story was Edward and Bella
not an action thriller
aimed for guys.
All the other shit...
Volturri
Newborn Army
just background noise
It's not about action you stupid fuck.

It was not the "guy" sales that made
Twilight,
New Moon,
A success.

It was every chick that has ever been 17
and in love,
or broken... 

I blame Summit
them stupid motherfuckers.
Did they not see 30 Days of Night?
or were they so greedy,
and arrogent,
as to think that they could claim
the guy sale as well as the girl sale?
My husband painfully sat throughTwilight.
And I sat in the theatre 
at 12 midnight
for New Moon
ALONE
All Slade had to do was ask me,
MEN DON'T FUCKING CARE!
The only way 
I would be able to get my husband
to go see eclipse,
would be to tell him,
Bella bangs both Edward and Jake
and that it was a threesome!

Eclipse...
my favorite book
from my favorite love story,
now makes me ill with thought
right from that first day
when I read 
that David Slade 
would seat the thrown.
As I felt then,
I feel now...
oh nooooooo....
The hiring of Slade,
(fire the motherfucker who hired him
NO
better yet 
Fire the motherfucker at Summit
who first uttered his name.)

The dumping of Rachelle Lefavre,
(Major Jinx) 

Having to go back after the first edit
and add more Edward.
Add more Edward?
Should that have even happened
in the first place?,
Firing the Editor,
HOLY SHIT,
is it that bad?

Now reshoots?
10 weeks away?

Break out the Pepto Bismol... 

Note to the 
greedy 
ridiculously Incompetent 
stupid
motherfuckers at Summit:
Reach deep down,
into your greedy pockets
and hire a big name Director
that knows what the fuck they're doing
when it's time for "Breaking Dawn"




Summit WTF?

Breaking Dawn to become 2 films? Not yet, says Studio...
It's something Harry Potter has blazed the trail for, "Twilight" fans have suspected for quite some time and several of the franchise's stars seem eager about. Now, it seems, the word may finally be official: "Breaking Dawn" will be split into two movies.
The news was reported Thursday (February 11) by Deadline Hollywood, although it should be pointed out that many news outlets have "announced" the same fact over the last few months, all apparently premature.

"No decision has been made," a representative for Summit Entertainment told MTV News after the Deadline Hollywood story ran. "As we have said all along, we are continuing to work with Stephenie Meyer to bring 'Breaking Dawn' to the big screen."
"I have this from several sources and it's definitive," the Web site insists. " 'Breaking Dawn' is the longest in Stephenie Meyer's four-book series lengthwise and it's the most graphic — presenting birth, attempted murder, death and of course vampire bites. ... Summit Entertainment no doubt could save money by making these 'Twilight' Saga movies #4 and #5 back to back and is currently looking for director or directors to helm both features."
In the past, Meyer has expressed mild concern — but faith in the studio — over the possible two-movie idea. Back in December, the split was seemingly reported, then became unofficial once again. Meanwhile, series stars like Anna Kendrick, Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz have weighed in with various opinions. Much of the consideration for a split seems to stem from a similar decision made on the final Harry Potter novel, which will soon debut as two films.
What does this all mean for the millions of die-hard Twi-hards who would kill for an additional "Twilight" film to be made out of Meyer's series? Well, as we've often learned in the past, months of reoccurring rumors often become eventual fact. Stay tuned for more on the "Breaking Dawn" saga — including, quite possibly, official news at some point — in the weeks and months to come.

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I've come to the conclusion that
Summit Entertainment handles success
like a teeange boy handles premature ejaculation.
Summit, Get a grip.
Twihards will pay to see Part 2
even if Part 1 sucks.
period.

Stephenie Meyer wants it split in two.
Twilight is her baby.
Give her what she wants.
Afterall, her love story 
made you rich motherfucker's.
Her fans made you rich motherfucker's.

Even though "Breaking Dawn" 
was the biggest literary dissapointment for me,
I don't give a flying rats ass
If "Breaking Dawn" becomes
the biggest theatrical disspointment for me.
I want to see Edward and Bella,
for as many times as I can,
for as long as I can.
I'll take the "imprinting" crap.
I'll take Bella drinking blood.
I'll take Bella & Rosalie becoming bestest buddies.
I'll even take Edward ripping that 
rapidly growing mutant newborn with teeth, 
Renesmee 
out of Bella's belly with his teeth!
I want that ridiculous mess on the big screen.
I don't give a shit if they split it in two
or 
they make one 5 fucking hours long!
I want it and I want it decided 
right goddam now.

I want ALL of it.
Interviews,
promotional tours,
trailers,
spoilers,
stills,
and rumors

Summit stop dragging ass! 
And while you're at it?
Throw us an Eclipse bone will ya?!




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