Oh mmmmmy!

39 more days

 

Buck You

In a Robsten Kind of Mood





I Love watching these two together.

My Eclipse Script Review (sort of) **Spoiler Alert**

You're supposed to learn from your mistakes, right?  I should've learned after reading the script to Remember Me.  I was shocked by the ending and immediately regretted that I caved into curiosity.

When I got my hands on the script for Eclipse, I wish dejavu had kicked my ass and sent my index finger directly to the delete key before I spoiled my favorite of the Twilight saga.

I read Eclipse twice.
How could reading the script kill the movie experience for me?
I wasn't thinking.
Fucking curiosity killed me again.

(For anyone that made a vow to stay Eclipse free....STOP.  Don't read any further, just click your way down to Rob candy and check out a video)

Reading the script re-affirmed my lack of confidence in Melissa Rosenberg scripting Breaking Dawn.  Although Eclipse pails in comparison to Breaking Dawn's complex mess, Melissa still falls short on substance in key dialogue scenes...
including my favorite...
(i.e.) The Jacob kiss after the tent.

Bella chases after Jacob to prevent him from joining the Newborn fight.  Out of desperation to stop himshe yells out, "Kiss me!"
He doesn't hesitate, she surrenders to it.
(script:  Push in close on her face as a wave of repressed feelings rises up, flooding her mind.  As they are kissing a series of fast dissolves, one into another as years pass...)
~Bella and Jacob, arm in arm, sitting on a stoop in the bright sunlight.
~Now they're in their late 20's rocking an infant
~In their 30's there are 2 kids now, toddler boy. Infant girl.
~In their 40's the GROWN children home for the holidays
~In their 60's, playing with their grandchildren
...she abruptly snaps out of it.

WHAT. THE.  FUCK?
Did I really need to know that while she's kissing Jacob, it's her life with HIM, that's playing out in her head? That this will be played out on the big screen? Betrayal of IMAX proportions?
And the dialogue with Edward after that kiss? Ms. Rosenberg's sophisticated writing talent goes as follows;

Bella, "Edward"
He appears from around the rock, comes toward her.  She sees his face, stops. Knows.
Bella, "you saw?"
Edward, "No, but Jacobs thoughts are very loud"
Bella, "I don't know what happened"
Edward, "You love him"
Bella, "I love you more"

I love you more? I LOVE YOU MORE? Is that fucking it?
After those one liners Edward goes on to say it was his fault asking her to choose, his fault for leaving her for Jacob to mend her.
Bella, "Don't blame yourself"
Edward, "I just want you to be happy no matter" ---
then it cuts to Edward saying, "It's begun"
Ms Rosenberg couldn't even let Edward finish his fucking sentence?

THAT'S  IT?
Is that the best Ms. Rosenberg could come up with?
After immediately reading that scene, I had a flash back to New Moon and Melissa's brilliant writing after Bella talks to Jacob for the first time after his phasing...
Bella, "So you're a werewolf"
Jacob, "Yeah, since the last time I checked"

Brilliant.

In the book, the character of Riley and the Newborn army was a background shadow to the story, to the LOVE story that Stephanie gave her readers. Unfortunately, that is not the case for the movie.
Case in point...
Riley.
His character plays a significant part throughout the script.  The opening scene starts with him, as a college student, being stalked and eventually bitten by Victoria. The scene cuts to Charlie, the police station, and Riley's parents filing a missing persons report.

He goes onto biting and recruiting newborns.  Taking those newborns to bite and recruit more newborns.  Riley and Victoria frolicking.  Riley, in Bella's bedroom stealing her red sweater.  Riley taking the sweater to other newborns to catch a sniff.  Riley and newborns traveling to the spot of Bella's (planned scent) in the woods.  Riley joining Victoria to Kill Edward and Bella.
Which leads to the fight between Edward, Riley and Victoria.
Edward tries to bargain with Riley by diss'n Victoria.  Doesn't work.
Script:
"Bella's POV on Edward:  Riley tackles him to his knees, Victoria grabs Edward from behind.
Time freezes-- slow motion as Bella's eyes meet Edwards.
Close on Bella's face--see her clarity, she's never in her life been more sure of what she wants than in this moment.  With purpose she grabs up a sharp piece of slate. Bella plunges the shard downward, stabbing her arm.  Blood flows dripping bright red onto the white snow.  Riley spins toward Bella, the scent making him wild. Victoria catches her scent long enough for Edward to seize the moment.  Edward rips Riley's arm off and tosses him to Seth to finish off...."
In a nutshell, Edward rips Victoria's head off with is mouth (true Violent David Slade style I would imagine)...

Script:

"Edward looks up at Bella.  Their eyes meet.  But shame, fear, cloud his face.  She moves toward him. Slowly. As she reaches him, he turns away.

Bella, "Edward"
Edward, "I didn't want you to see that".

Brilliant writing there, Rosenberg (eyeroll)

Much to my dismay, Rosenberg included that creepy imprinting crap into the script. Jacob fills Bella in on the Sam, Leah and Emily love triange, In which Bella herself, says is "creepy". (set up Jacob and Renessme')
Also set up in Eclipse for Breaking Dawn are 2 scenes in which both Charlie and Renee talk to Bella about having children.  With Charlie it was incorporated in the scene when she talks to him about his feelings about Marriage and in a scene with Renee when Bella goes to visit her in Florida.  Renee gives her a quilt made of T-shirts of different places they went to. With Renee saying to Bella that she can do the same with her "Children".


Eclipse was my favorite of the three books.  
My only wish was that Catherine Hardwick was the one to direct it.  She captured  Stephanie Meyers vision of Edward and Bella and brought their love story to life.  Unfortunately, and I hope I'm wrong, but I think David Slade being the dark director he is, does Eclipse an injustice by focusing on Victoria and Riley and the newborn army instead of the love between Edward and Bella and the conflict between Edward, Bella & Jacob.  That is clearly apparent in the script.


I hope the editing of this movie proves me wrong.


I can only hope Stephanie has a hand in the editing of the movie and and steals back her characters making all those involved with the movie, staying true to what the saga is all about. 


I haven't gotten past David Slade dissing Twilight before he was hired to direct Eclipse.  His forced twitter apology to put the die-hard twilight fans at rest
did not impress me in the least.


With all that being said,
I wish I had taken the vow to remain Eclipse free.
I cannot believe I  gave into curiosity,  yet again.

An open letter to Mr. P


 

Mr. P,
20 years ago, Me and your Mrs.
embarked on a journey 
to Sayreville, NJ.
to this day
when I think of that experience
it puts a grin on my face,
"Always"

Present day,
it's that sparkly fucker
that we covet.
together.

08/17/09
think of that day
and the story
of that once in a lifetime
chance
that you gave the Mrs.

I missed that day
out of sheer stupidity.
I can't take that back,
but,
I now have a chance
to have a taste
of being in the presence
of the one
that I obsess over
with the one
that obsesses with me.

So the pressures on,
and I am relentless.
Every Birthday,
Thanksgiving,
Christmas,
it will be me,
sitting across from you.
Either with
admiration
or
abomination,
you choose.



Please, pretty please?


Remember Me "Ask Rob" (1 & 2)



Robert...Hope for Haiti

 
I almost didn't recognize him at first,
his sweet voice,
with a hint of nervousness, 
made me focus.

Too serious an issue to be giddy,
I sat there in silence taking him in,
his seriousness,
speaking of people buried in rubble
all the while i'm thinking, 
"Why the facial hair?"

Selfish shithead
yes, I am.
I tuned in for him.
HIM.

And there he was, 
LIVE
speaking to me across my living room,
after weeks of barely nothing
there he was, 
feeding my addiction,

there he was,
a full fucking 57 seconds...

Rob Pattinson in talks to join ‘Water For Elephants’



Twi­light Saga fran­chise star Robert Pat­tin­son has finally found a stu­dio film to sink his teeth into. He’s in talks to star in Water for Ele­phants, the Richard LaGravanese-scripted adap­ta­tion of the Sara Gruen novel that Fox 2000 is putting together with Fran­cis Lawrence direct­ing. Reese With­er­spoon is already attached, and the stu­dio is court­ing Sean Penn to return from a big screen sab­bat­i­cal by play­ing the other lead in the Depression-era roman­tic tri­an­gle. The novel was a run­away best­seller, and in keep­ing with the eclec­tic out­put of Fox 2000’s Eliz­a­beth Gabler. Gil Net­ter, Erwin Stoff and Andrew Ten­nen­baum are producing.

Pat­tin­son is in talks to play Jacob, a 21 year old who joins a second-rate trav­el­ing cir­cus after he’s trau­ma­tized by the car crash death of both par­ents. He left just before he was to take his vet­eri­nary med­i­cine exams at an Ivy League school, and finds his place in the cir­cus by car­ing for the menagerie of mangy ani­mals. He falls in love with Mar­lena, the show’s star per­former (With­er­spoon), and that’s court­ing dan­ger since she’s mar­ried to the para­noid schiz­o­phrenic ani­mal trainer who runs the show. That is the role that Penn is cir­cling. Deals still have to be made, and putting three pricey stars in a period adult drama is a chal­leng­ing proposition.

Pat­tin­son, who between Twi­light seg­ments starred for Sum­mit in Remem­ber Me, has been cau­tious about choos­ing his next job, but the prospect of star­ring in another well-known lit­er­ary adap­ta­tion, poten­tially along­side two Oscar win­ners, seems a strong move. The hope is to get the pic­ture into pro­duc­tion around June, before he returns for The Twi­light Saga: Break­ing Dawn.

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Enough Already!



OK, so...
I finish remodeling my blog
in eager anticipation
for my next Rob fix.
and what the fuck do I find?
Lamos still posting articles
of Rob and Kristen's encounter together
 at the Isle of Wight, or Whyt, or Wihyt,
or 
however the fuck you spell it.
I don't care 
if it was Isle Esme.
Why, today, is it still news?





Robert listening to Let Me Sign



I do believe this interview is from the "Twilight" promotional tour.
He's so fucking adorable when he's embarressed!

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Grandma Clare?



I fucking love this photo

ROBERT Pattinson’s mom wants him to have a baby with his Twilight costar and girlfriend Kristen Stewart!
Insiders say Clare Pattinson is keen for her superstar son — who is fast becoming Hollywood’s hottest star — to start a family with Kristen because she thinks it’ll help keep Rob’s feet firmly on the ground.
“Rob’s mom Clare believes the responsibilities of raising a child would help keep him grounded as his success in showbiz continues to explode,” a source said.
“She doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with them having a baby at a young age. She simply adores Kristen and is already treating her like a daughter-in-law.”
Kristen, insiders say, even suggested she and Rob, 23, move to England to be closer to his family.
“Kristen has been spending more time with Rob’s parents, and they love her and she loves them,” the insider told the National Enquirer.
“Clare just knew Kristen was The One. Rob knows his mom’s not been wrong about anything yet. He’s taking her advice about Kristen VERY seriously.”


"An insider told the National Enquirer" = A load of shit.
But who cares, right?
Such a feel good article if I do say so myself,
but
No NEED for children
at least not now.
I want the honeymoon,
the paparazzi's wet dream,
layed out
picture after picture
Fuck Respect Rob,
No fade to black in real life...

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Robert, George & Hope for Haiti

 

Given the recent earthquake disaster in Haiti, Twilight and New Moon star Robert Pattinson will indeed be part of the Hope for Haiti Telethon after actor George Clooney hoped Pattinson would lend his Twilight Saga celebrity to raise relief money for the struggling people of Haiti. After putting the word out to Robert Pattinson,George Clooney , who is heading up the Hope for Haiti Telethon, reached out to numerous stars to help the people of Haiti recover. Now Robert Pattinson is officially onboard the Hope for Haiti Telethon to use his Twilight celebrity for the good.
According to E! Online, Twilight and New Moon actor Robert Pattinson has confirmed his participation in the Clooney headed Hope for Haiti Telethon scheduled to air on January 22 on MTV. As E! Online reports, Robert Pattinson is the only presenter in London to date, with performances from Bono and Jay-Z.
Beyond the Hope for Haiti confirmation of Robert Pattinson, the U.S. side of the telethon will include Taylor Swift, Alicia Keys, Christina Aguilera, Shakira and Bruce Springsteen, with more Hope for Haiti appearances to be announced soon . As for other Twilight andNew moon stars beyond Robert Pattinson, there's been no official word on a bigger Twilight Saga presence for the Hope for Haiti Telethon.


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Finally an appearance.
I can hardly contain myself =)

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More from what's her face...


2010 is going to be a straight-up bonkers year for Emilie de Ravin. The stunning 28-year-old Australian returns in February to "Lost" for the show's final season, tying together nearly six years of twists, turns and WTF moments. Next month, she'll appear in "Remember Me" as the love interest of a guy named Robert Pattinson, who we guess is kind of a big deal. And by big deal, we mean the Bella Swan-wooing, tween-mind-occupying Hollywood heartthrob of the moment. So, Miss de Ravin, no pressure, OK?

 But as the actress made clear in an interview with MTV News, she's taking it all in stride. For playing it so cool, and for the stellar year she's about to have, we're honoring de Ravin as one of our 10 to Watch in 2010 — the folks in the movie industry we expect big things from in the next 12 months. In a wide-ranging conversation, de Ravin gave us tantalizing hints about "Lost," described dealing with the insane attention surrounding "Remember Me" and said she instantly connected with Pattinson when the pair first met.

     
MTV: You're returning to a TV show everyone is obsessed with, you're co-starring opposite one of the biggest actors on the planet — does 2010 feel like it's going to be a really big year for you?
Emilie de Ravin: Yeah, I'm insanely excited. The show's been fantastic, and I had season five off, so I had the opportunity to do some other projects, including "Remember Me." Being surrounded by all these talented groups of people inspires you so much. And with the show ending, it's bittersweet — sad, but fantastic they're ending on a high note. You don't want to be the last ones left at the party!
MTV: So how did "Remember Me" come your way? Did you have to read with Rob?
De Ravin: They'd been looking to cast my role for a while, looking at a lot of different girls. I read the script three weeks before they started shooting. I flew to New York to test with Rob and we immediately got along and had instant great chemistry, which is not an easy thing to come by. Obviously you're acting, but you want to have that connection with somebody. We had it. And I was thrown into a wardrobe fitting that same day.
MTV: Before you were cast, did you have a sense of all the craziness that surrounds Rob everywhere he goes?
De Ravin: I suppose I did, but it was not something I thought about until I got to set that first day and was like, "Ooooh, OK." Probably 90 percent of the film we shot on location, mainly in Manhattan, and having the paparazzi and fans coming to watch, it adds, um, another element. You have to focus much more.
MTV: Was it just nuts?
De Ravin: There were a lot of crazy moments where you're filming on location and you're waiting for people to get out of the shot. People don't want to move. Rob and I would laugh about that. There was a scene where we're on a date at a carnival, and it was very exposed to media, paparazzi and fans. We were rehearsing, and you become so self-conscious of people watching you, and we both stopped and looked at each other and were like, "Wait, what are we doing?" You're taken out of your work mentality with hundreds of people watching you when you're just trying to figure out your scene.
MTV: What was your relationship with Rob like off-camera?
De Ravin: It was so great being able to work with someone you immediately get along with and is incredibly talented and is driven to make the film as good as we can. Having someone you can go and talk with about a scene, and it's all very casual and easy, that made filming such a delight — having a friendship level and a commitment to the script. The way Rob and I developed our relationship onscreen was very natural, and just seeing what happened with scenes, what happens in the moment.
MTV: But you're telling me you guys didn't watch "Twilight" together in your trailer every day?
De Ravin: No! I hadn't seen the films prior to shooting. They're great. They're such a different genre to this film. "Twilight" and "Remember Me" couldn't be more different. Not so many similarities between Edward Cullen and Tyler.
MTV: So you play Ally, a college student who falls for Pattinson's Tyler. Tell me a bit about the relationship between these two characters.
De Ravin: The relationship between Ally and Tyler is so beautifully developed. It's such an honest, organic, real love story. It's not your typical Hollywood love story. Neither one of them were really looking for it, but it just happened. Obviously there's a physical attraction, but also that thing you can't put into words. They're brought together in very random circumstances. It's not love at first sight, but they're intrigued at first sight. They've both had major family tragedies that, prior to their relationship, have closed them off, thinking no one can understand the way they really feel. They just get each other. There's no false performance. It's all open and who they are. That's sometimes beautiful and sometimes ugly and sometimes frustrating, but it's all on the table."

Read the rest of the interview (insignificant and robless) here.

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WOW the chemistry in the above pic is clearly evident (smirk) 
Can't wait to see what Robert's take is on Emilie
Should be interesting...

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New Look

I've spent the last couple of days re-doing the blog. 
It's taken me away from searching for Rob.
But I should be back on track tomorrow.
Until then, here's a video of Rob,
that captures his great smile =)



55 days and counting...

Robert getting an Edward New Moon touch up




As delicious as Robert is in this pic, 
that bitch should've been fired,
for making Edward look like shit.
 

Emilie De Ravin on working with Robert




Robert Pattinson’s Remember Me co-star Emilie de Ravin has said that Pattinson is a really easy going and nice guy.

Ravin was talking at TCA’s in California answering questions about the hit TV series ‘Lost’ with all her cast members before the last season begins on February 2nd.

After the questions about ‘Lost’ Popsugar asked about her upcoming movie ‘Remember Me’ and what it was like to work with him.

Ravin said,

“Every experience with whoever you work with is always different. I had a great time working with him. We really made a point of working on our characters and their relationships and such. He’s a really easy going and nice guy to work with, which is always refreshing.”

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Translation:  "Rob showed no interest in me and kept his dick to himself"


Is that the script lying on the stairs?
In between takes?
If so,  the body language between the two...
Speaks volumes.
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Is Uma too old for Rob?



Uma Thurman's rep recently confirmed to People.com that the 39-year-old actress is set to star alongside Twilight’s Robert Pattinson, 23, in Bel Ami, a movie based on a 19th-century story by French writer Guy de Maupassant. Pattinson will play a bad-boy journalist. And Thurman? Well, she won’t be playing his mother, if that’s what you’re thinking. She’ll be playing one of his older love interests. Due to her age, some feel she is not right for the role.


God forbid if Rob was filmed
fucking a cougar...

Totally fucking insulted here.

Wonder what Rob's thoughts on this are...

Robert in Tights?



Look I’m as ready to rake Sony over the coals as anyone, what they’ve done to Spider-Man is atrocious. But there’s no need to make it even worse by inventing fake casting rumors. In particular, fake casting rumors involving Robert Pattinson.

We’ve ignored the story as long as we could, but it’s spreading like wildfire. You’ve probably seen it by now. The report usually appears on a British tabloid or some sort of Perez Hilton equivalent which says it like this: “Robert Pattinson has been reported to be the top pick for Tobey Maguire’s replacement in Spider Man 4.” Reported by who? They never say. None of them do. That’s because it’s untrue.

They’re not telling you who reported it, because no one did. The story originated on message boards and in snarky joke posts where people theorized that his casting was the next move. I even saw his name in a few, pretty awful, randomly generated fantasy casting lists. Fantasy casting lists which also, rather horribly, included Michael Cera. Cera is now also being falsely reported as being in the running to play Spider-Man.

I’m not saying it couldn’t happen, I’m not saying it won’t happen. I’m just saying right now, there’s nothing out there to indicate that it will. Besides, Pattinson’s pretty busy. Odds are he’s unavailable even if Sony wanted him, since reports indicate that Pattnson is NBC's top pick to replace Conan O’Brian. Take that Team Conan





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As much as I'd like to see Rob sporting tights, I just don't see it. It's ridiculous actually!
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Godfrey throws a Breaking Dawn bone



The Twilight Saga producer Wyck Godfrey talked with the LA Times about Breaking Dawn.  He had some interesting things to say.
Wyck Godfrey, the producer of all the films in the “Twilight” saga, admits that the creative team still doesn’t know how they’ll handle the character [Renesmee] in the “Breaking Dawn” movie, but said that the plan is absolutely for the production to go forward — as either one or two installments — with an eye toward beginning to shoot in Vancouver this fall. All three stars are signed for “Breaking Dawn,” he said, meaning that Stewart and Pattinson will be dealing with the joys and woes of interspecies parenting and newly minted heartthrob Taylor Lautner will return as often-shirtless shape-shifter Jacob Black.
At the moment, screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg, who’s penned all the “Twilight” movies, is working on the “Breaking Dawn” script(s). “It’s a work in process,” Godfrey said in an interview Friday. “The issue [of whether there will be one or two movies] is not going to be resolved until we get the full treatment and see whether it’s organic. If it’s not organic, I don’t think it will be done, and if it is, it will be. It really has to do with how much level of detail from the books there is, with all of these new vampires that appear in ‘Breaking Dawn,’ the whole section about Jacob… It’s a very long single movie if it does become a single movie.”
Although there’s been a great deal of online chatter about whether Chris Weitz, director of the second and most recent movie, “New Moon,” would return to helm “Breaking Dawn,” Godfrey downplayed that possibility, saying, “I think everyone would be happy and excited if he came back, but I don’t think it’s going to happen.”

He and the other principals are formulating a list of potential directors, "but right now," Godfrey said, "we're just focused on the treatment and getting that right. At that point, we're going to see who's available and who's appropriate. It's such a complicated book because you have the emotions and the intensity of the love story -- so you need somebody who's just a wonderful director of actors -- and yet it's really complicated from an action and visual effects standpoint. They've got to have both tools in their kit."
A visual effects background might be particularly helpful when it comes to dealing with the character of Renesmee.
"I keep having visions of '[The Curious Case of] Benjamin Button' in my head," Godfrey said, referring to David Fincher's Oscar-nominated 2008 fantasy about a man who becomes physically younger as he ages. "It's certainly going to be visual effects in some capacity along with an actor. I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up being a full CG creation, but it also may be a human shot on a soundstage that then is used to shrink down. I don't know. We need a director. When we get a director, that director will need to come with a point of view of how they want to tackle it."

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Some thoughts on Breaking Dawn previously posted:


Latest Robsten rumour





For all you ‘Vampire’ faithfuls, who have been sweating over the ‘mushy harvest’ of rumored ‘Twilight’ pair Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in the light of recent ‘buzz’ disclaimers, this should buck you up no end.

Indeed, certain reports in grapevine circles about Rob and Kris moving in separate circles and also of Rob denying the ‘flame’ rumors, would have justifiably raised a few ‘anxious’ eye –brows among  you ‘Vampire’ lovers!

However, following recent reports of Rob and Kris ringing in the New Year at a quiet English retreat , it appears that the ‘flame’ between the ‘Twilight’ sweethearts is still burning alight.
And of a further reassuring import is a report carried by Showbiz Spy, which claims that the much adored ‘Twilight’ twosome could actually be planning to relocate.

It further appears that, after enjoying a quiet tryst (or call it a ‘romantic getaway’ instead!) at a chilly English retreat over the festive weekend, the ‘couple’ are now game to buying a ‘love- nest’, at an untrodden corner of the globe, away from the din and glare of the Showbiz world.

pears, could be the dream ‘Vampire’ retreat.
An insider was quoted as saying to Showbiz Spy, “Rob and Kristen were only recognized a handful of times while in Ventnor. They loved it. They were able to walk around largely unnoticed — like a normal couple. They’ve talked about buying a property on island for when the pressures of Hollywood get too much.”

The idyllic resort town of ‘Ventnor’ has been a favored retreat for the likes of such celebs as Russell Brand, Kate Moss, socilaite Peaches Geldoff and crooner Amy Winehouse among many others, thereby bearing out the reasons as to why Rob and Kris would have zeroed in on the same.

Ventnor local Sally Perry, sought to testify to the resort’s ‘quiet’ reputation and was quoted as saying, “Well-known artists and musicians have found that they can live normal lives in Ventnor, away from the media glare. So others tend to follow suit by choosing our lovely town for their special getaways.”

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I first came across this story by OK Magazine.
You know how that goes,
those fuckers will print anything that will sell
no conscience.
But then I came across it again on Showbiz spy.
Does that make it true?
Probably not.
But fuck it,
wishfull thinking,
so here it is.

Just Edward


Just not ready to give up New Moon ,
before I overdose on Remember Me,
or
before those confused, 
greedy motherfuckers at Summit 
decide to throw some Eclipse scraps out there,
for me to dissect and obsess over.

No, I'm not ready to give up Edward and Bella
for Taylor and Ally...
 I'm not ready for Bella to be torn
between Edward and Jacob, 
NO,
just not yet...



Comedians Jack Dee and Ricky Gervais' take on Rob and Kristen's "Twilight" performances





British comedians Jack Dee and Ricky Gervais spoke on their ‘Grumpy Old Bastards’ TV show about what they think about Twilight Gervais had this to say “It’s brilliant!”

“Especially the acting. You can tell those two studied at the Lee Strasberg School Of Method acting. There’s something DeNiro-esque about Pattinson’s performances, and Kristen Stewart convinces just like Judy Garland in The Wizard Of Oz. When people ask me where the next generation of Brandos, Hoffmans, Pacinos are, I tell them to look no further than Pattinson and Stewart. I was so moved watching their performances, that I actually shed a tear.”

“I can only concur with what Ricky just said,” Jack Dee added. “I was so moved that my anus went into contractions. People complain that there’s not enough proper vampiring going on these days, but Pattinson and Stewart have it nailed. Robert is really scary in the movie, a bit like the Mike Tyson of old with fangs – although I hope he doesn’t bite Kristen’s ear off. And Kristen exudes an aura of potential illegal sexual activity. On the grounds that she looks about twelve years old. I bet Gary Glitter wears the DVD’s of these movies out.”

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were reportedly flattered by the tribute given to them by two of Britain’s comedy finest.

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"Remember Me" Poster released


The one-sheet for Robert Pattinson’s romantic drama Remember Me has been unveiled. If the photo of Pattinson and semi-unrecognizable Emile de Ravin were in color, it could be a comedy, but in black and white, you know there’s going to be pain involved. Of course, you may also have figured that out from the trailer, which shows Pattinson’s rebel getting into multiple fights with his father (Pierce Brosnan) and a cop (Chris Cooper), whose daughter (de Ravin) he begins to date. Or from the logline, which makes me think that the red title font is code for “one of them will not survive this film”: “Through their love, he begins to find happiness and meaning in his life. But soon, hidden secrets are revealed, and the circumstances that brought them together slowly threaten to tear them apart. Remember Me is an unforgettable story about the power of love, the strength of family, and the importance of living passionately and treasuring every day of one’s life.

Are you in theaters come March 12, or are you out?

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In the theater with a big ass box of Kleenex! 
Regretfully, I read the script 
(fucking kill me),
so I'll be prepared 

(yeah, right...not even close)....
I'll be the big-ass Cougar center Screen =)
with my equally obsessed sister 
crying (cough) sitting
by my side!


Sorry, Robert

Ok, so Rob is going to be a no-show tonight at the People's choice awards.  I don't even give a fuck that he's nominated for "Favorite movie actor".  If he's not going to be there to accept the award and give me a much needed *swoon*, well...I'm going to be a fucking no show in front of my TV.


Maybe I'll just pop in my second favorite love story and swoon over Ryan Gosling instead ...Sorry Rob, gettin desperate here!


The "other"  break up scenes that tugged at my heart...


 





Eclipse Script Leaked



 ***spoiler alert***





 


Beeeeeeep.......Charge to 300.............CLEAR!





That "Sparkly Fucker"




A hotshit post at Pattinsonville you don't want to miss!... Letters to Mr. P...


Letters to Mr. P

1.05.2010 
Dear Mr. P,

Everywhere in blogland someone's writing a friggin letter.
To Twilight
To Rob
To Edward
To Robsten
To KPattz
you get the picture.

In this quiet time of Robless days I thought I'd take the time to write a letter to you, the man in my life who sparkles in his own way and puts up with me and this craziness day after day.

It's been a very long year for us and the vampires who have taken over our lives (my life willingly - yours, well, not so much).

I won't forget the night. The one where you said "What came in on Netflix?" and I said it was a vampire movie with that "ugly friggin English guy everyone is crazy about". You popped the popcorn, I popped in the movie and we snuggled under our "movie blanket"...
 Read entire post here.

And for those of you who'd like to own your very own sparkly fucker...




When it comes to Twilight and merchandising, there are rarely good surprises any more.
What with Edward shower curtains, wall decals, and thousands of different pieces of memorabilia to satisfy every taste (yes, pun) out there, it's hard to find anything new and different these days.
However, the newest NECA doll to hit the marketplace, according to Dread Central, will be a sparkling "Edward" doll.
Yep, sparkling Edward.
Dolls resemblant of Edward Cullen are everywhere. In fact, there's an entire web world out there devoted to the adventures of one Edward doll - hilariously called "Pocket Edward." The sparkly edition, though, is something new - as is a Jasper Whitlock Hale doll. Team Jasper, anyone?
"Pre-orders have just launched, but you won't see these in stores until April," according to Dread Central.
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Robert talks about New Moon Edward




Holy shit, is it me or does Robert sound like his Brit accent is fading?
Has spending the last 2+ years in the States turned his vocal cords Americana?
It really struck me while watching this.  
I love watching him give interviews.
Anything. ANYTHING will do at this point.

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Not so happy New Year...




Migraine.
Blistering migraine preventing me from searching for Rob.
Or should I say Ghost Rob.
"The absence of him is everywhere I look",
Withdrawals,
NO ROB

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Slim pickin's

That little fucking UK Robsten teaser didn't hold me over very long.
And I refuse to post anything that has to do with the latest headline about Rob chipping a tooth while flossing.
Sorry, Bryce, that little tid-bit just didn't move me.
So instead, I decided to post, yet, more Hot Rob video's to hold me over.
As my sister so eloquently says, it'll make your "panties go poof" haha






Robsten together in the UK!



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 Ok, I'm having a moment here.  Seriously, it's kind of ridiculous really...but...I can't help it.  I love knowing they're spending time together.  I love the idea of them being in love.  I want them to be together, so when I see photo's like these...well, I feel like hugging the person next to me. 


I know these photo's don't prove anything, but I don't give a fuck. They make me feel like they're together and that's all I need to feel giddy about "Robsten". And take a look at that smile on Kristen's face.  She has that "I'm a new bride that fucked all night" look on her face.


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