I'm So There

This will be my last post
Until I get to NYC
to Stalk Rob!!


The Today Show

The Late Night Show With Jimmy Fallon

We got tickets Bitches, yeah!
Thanks to 
Pattinsonville.com
YOU ROCK!

"Remember Me" Red Carpet Premiere

The Plaza Hotel "After Party"

We're there Bitches!
AGAIN
Thanks to 
Pattinsonville.com
YOU TOTALLY FUCKING ROCK!!

 
With the exception of Elizabeth,
I cannot stomach 
the remaining Liberal Bitches,
BUT
For ROB
I will be There.
If not for just the snap of the camera,
To get a shot,
any shot
of the hottest man
on the fucking Planet


For the next two days,
It's all about 
ROB!!!!!

(SIGH)...Lord help me...

Countdown to Remember Me...12 days

Robert Pattinson and The Big Apple

 

Listen up, New York Twihards! Robert Pattinson is heading to the Apple to promote his new romantic drama, "Remember Me," says Gossip Cop.
On Monday, Pattinson will stop by "The Today Show," then pop in on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" to help Fallon celebrate one year as the show's host.
The next day, RPattz will dish with "The View" ladies along with his "Remember Me" co-star Emile de Ravin, and later with Jon Stewart on "The Daily Show." Whew!
See photos of Robert Pattinson and Emilie de Ravin on the "Remember Me" set!
Pattinson breaks away from his iconic role as "Twilight's" Edward Cullen to play a tortured college student in love in "Remember Me," which his "Twilight" co-star Kristen Stewart recently raved about.
"I've seen the movie, I'm going to just say... I'm sure people will be like, 'Oh my God [I'm so jealous!]," Kristen told MTV News. "He is really strong in the movie. Maybe people won't really expect that -- he's quite bold, which is great."

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More Photo's of Robert Pattinson at the BAFTA's

 


Robert and Kristen at Heathrow Airport 2/26/10

 Amid Rob's Orgy rumors...

Calm down, it's for a movie.

On the very brink of Robert Pattinson announcing his affair with Twilight costar Kristen Stewart, conveniently just as rumors about his sexuality arise from his current interview with Details, we come to find that Rob will soon be filming an enormous orgy scene with 40 naked women.  When I say 'come to find,' I mean the studio released this manly tidbit.

Hey, I'm not implying that Robert Pattinson is actually gay and that Kristen Stewart is his beard, I'm only saying that some PR people are working overtime to straighten out his image (pun intended).  Though I suppose he might be gay; I can't really bring myself to care.

The nudey film in question is called Bel Ami, a French historical film in which Robert plays Georges Duroy, a journalist who seduces a bunch of rich chicks.

In case you were wondering, the picture of Robsten above was indeed taken by a stalker at Heathrow Airport and posted on Twitter.  You're welcome!

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If Rob is gay, so am I!
Seriously
how ridiculous
Enough said

Robert Pattinson on The View 3/2/10

I'm thinking I'm going to get into a fight that day (haha)

GQ Names Robert Pattinson "One of the Most Important People In UK Menswear"

Robert Pattinson doesn't just get attention from his role in The Twight Saga movies. He also gets noticed for how he dresses, being named one of the "most important people in UK menswear" by GQ.com
This may come as somewhat of a shock to the sometimes scruffy yet always alluring Pattinson.
According to GQ.com, the film star "is today's ultimate male fashion icon."
Number five in a list of one hundred men, Pattinson followed Sir Philip Green, Harold Tillman, Paul Kelly, and Sir Paul Smith. All of the actor's competitor's are in the fashion business in some capacity, an interesting fact when it comes to the inclusion of this laid-back artist who dominates the big screen and the tween scene too.

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Rob vs  Lining the button up with the right hole
                              (giggle)

British Politician Twitter Snitches on Robert and Kristen


British council member Nicolas Clark is the latest politician involved in a romantic liaison – only he's not the one getting the loving.

Clark, a conservative politician, was having a drink at a London pub Tuesday when he spied Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart looking affectionate during an afternoon date. Then, he Tweeted about it.

"In The Marquis of Granby with Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart," he wrote as he observed the two during their leisurely afternoon. A few hours later he added: "From what I saw just a couple of kisses on lips," then added, "R+K were acting like a couple."

Despite Clark's reports, the Twilight stars have avoided being spotted together at the many glamorous events in London recently. Both were in town for the BAFTAs, where Stewart picked up the Rising Star award and Pattinson presented. On Tuesday, after their pub date, Stewart attended the Burberry Prorsum show as part of London Fashion Week.

The next day, the two were spotted together again, this time at the Halfmoon pub, a music venue. The two were attending an acoustic session for artists James Walsh and Arno Carstens. But they were understandably more interested in the evening’s warm up act – Lizzy Pattinson, the actor’s sister.

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My Mission for Monday, March 1st



Yeah, I know ..."Keep dreaming, bitch"

Yes...they are!

The mystery of their relationship status has been driving fans of the vampire saga loopy.
Brit actor Robert carried on with the secrecy at Sunday's Bafta bash - then admitted they were a couple at the post-do dinner.

The pair at first went to ludicrous lengths to avoid being seen together by devoted fans.
They arrived separately and did not sit together during the ceremony at the Royal Opera House in London's Covent Garden. 

But as soon as they were out of the glare of the public, they were all over each other.
According to Robert the cloak-and-dagger stuff is just to avoid attention.
He said: "It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes. 

"We can't arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it's impossible. We are here together and it's a public event but it's not easy. 

"We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention."
Kristen, who picked up the Orange Rising Star award, arrived at the dinner with six security guards. 

Not even PRINCE WILLIAM had that much protection.
Once inside the afterparty Robert and Kristen - whose next Twilight movie, Eclipse, is out in July - couldn't get enough of each other.
They were snapped leaving the do, which was held at the Grosvenor House Hotel, at around midnight.
Robert headed to the gongs from shooting movie Bel Ami with UMA THURMAN.
He said: "A load of us came straight here. It feels like a work night out. 

"The film is going well. I play a French journalist in 19th Century Paris.
"The problem is I have to leave for work again at 6.30am."
I can't help feeling a bit sorry for Kristen - who was partying in London again last night, this time at the Elle Style Awards - and Robert.
They are obviously smitten but feel they have to hide it from the world.


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Robert and The Plaza Hotel



That stupid chick blew her chance.
Not a "Hi Robert"
Nor a "Can I get a pic Rob?"
Not a fucking squeel.
Nothing.
Did he even notice she was there?...
...For Shame



Note to Tina: The Plaza Retail Collection 

One more...this taken November '08 leaving a Gucci Party at Plaza Hotel's Oak Room....


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And where will you be sleeping next Monday night?

SUCKERS!!


BAFTA Robsten



Just a feeling
looking at the pics...
Kristen.
somber
lifeless smile

Rob.
somber
lifeless smile

Uncomfortable almost
possibly detached.
Yet adoration
on Rob's face
as kristen
accepted her award.


Photo's of Rob at the BAFTA awards

Robert Pattinson's Hair Makes Headlines Following BAFTA's

When Robert Pattinson hit the red carpet at the BAFTA Awards last night in a custom made Gucci tuxedo, gone were his famously sexy tousled locks. Instead, his usually unruly head of hair was smoothed out into a more award show-ready look. It could have been due to the London rain, but what if Rob is planning to give up his famous bed head for a more tamed look? We’re sure we will grow to love it just as much, but still…we may always love the messy look best.

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As ridiculous as it is,
his hair made headlines.
Everyone frantic
over the absence
of his "bed head" look.

Hellloooooow people
he's filming Bel Ami.
The Bel Ami look,

I fucking love it.
 


Robert presenting at the BAFTA's 2/21/10

Robert Pattinson at BAFTA's Red Carpet 2/21/10



Robert Pattinson on The Late Night Show 03/01/10

The late night show host Jimmy Fallon’s parody of Robert Pattinson made quite a buzz on the internet. In the skit which is called ‘Robert is Bothered by Valentine’s Day’ Fallon is seated on a tree with Pattinson’s trademark hairstyle and he shows the items which can be used as Valentine’s gift.

The hilarious parody is already a hit with the viewers but we don’t what Robert Pattinson feels about it, many wants to know whether he is really bothered?

Well you can find out his views when he appears on the NBC show on 1st March. Jimmy Fallon will be celebrating the one year anniversary of his talk show with the 23 year old British actor.

The very presence of a Hollywood heartthrob like Pattinson’s on the show will not only help Fallon to gross high TV ratings but at the same will help him to attract the younger viewers.

Pattinson himself will also gain by appearing on the NBC late night talk show, he will climb up to the rank of late night cult personality like other Hollywood stars with Jimmy Fallon’s show. Moreover he has motto for attending the show, he will be promoting his forthcoming movie ‘Remember Me’.



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Another Rob Video

Need to throw one of these in every once in a while

Remember Me Premiere 3/01/10

Location....

The Paris Theatre


Where I'll be!

The After party...

The Plaza Hotel


Yep, where I'll be!

Room's booked.
plans are made.
Watch out Rob,
here I come!!

Be sure to check back
after the 1st
for some kick ass pics!

Kristen Stewart on Robert Pattinson in Remember Me


Pierce Brosnon Protective of Robert Pattinson

THIS IS FOR YOU, TINA

The rabid fans with their cell phone cams and ear-splitting screams. The frenzy over a rumored run-in with a moving taxi cab. The daily perils and pleasures of working in the Big Apple. As all this by-now-familiar madness surrounded Robert Pattinson on the New York City set of "Remember Me" last year, co-star Pierce Brosnan couldn't help but want to shield his fellow actor.

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I thought of my sister
when I saw this video.
She had the opportunity
to talk to Pierce Brosnon,
while he was filming 
Remember Me with Robert.
A photo?
nope.
An autograph?
nope.
A "Hi Pierce can I shake your hand?"
nope.
Nothing.
We're talking James fucking Bond here.
How many times 
did he walk past her?
Numerous.
He was there for the taking.
A connection to Rob.
Does she regret that?
yup.
I can't blame her though.
If I knew Rob was only yards away,
I would slip into Rob shellshock as well.

Note to Tina:  Pierce was talking about you.
I felt that watching that video
LOL

You can read of her experience with Pierce on her blog here.

Eclipse Trailer Showing Before Remember Me March 12th

With the exception of an unrevealing promotional poster and a couple of (official) stills, Summit Entertainment has let fan hype create the majority of the buzz for "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse," which comes out on June 30. Now, three months after the release of "New Moon," in the series official Twitter revealed that the first "Eclipse" trailer will debut in theaters on March 12 before screenings of "Remember Me."
 
The debut continues a trend of RPattz cross promotion that began when the trailer for "Remember Me" debuted before the November release of "New Moon." Summit seems to be hoping the magic hype circle will work again, drawing "Twilight" fans to the theater to see Pattinson romance Emilie de Ravin and to catch their first glimpse of the third movie (unless, of course, it leaks onto the Internet ahead of time).

This might be Summit's smartest theatrical trailer release yet, considering that in 2008, the "Twilight" trailer debuted before the Warner Bros. superhero flick "Speed Racer," while this past year the "New Moon" trailer was shown before the Summit-helmed slasher "Sorority Row."

On the other hand, those films, whose genres didn't exactly match up, might have exposed to the saga while drawing Twilighters to the action and horror pics to catch the trailers. We assume die-hard Team Edward members were already planning to see Pattinson's new romantic drama.


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21 Days...

"My Father is a Yankees Fan"



Tyler:  Roger Clemens is fat.
 Overpaid.
Overfed.

Ouch.
I love Roger Clemens.
Pre-Steriods.
Post-Steriods.
Pre-lying cheating husband.
Post-lying cheating husband.
I still love him.
Big fucking ouch.

The Luckiest Bastard on the Planet

 
Despite many outlets making numerous attempts to show the world the "real" Robert Pattinson, it seems Details magazine did exactly that. Enlisting the help of screenwriter Jenny Lumet (known best for "Rachel Getting Married") Details has one wacky, weird and endearing cover story for March 2010.


Jenny knew Rob since before "Twilight" even hit theaters, and it was in January when she reunited with the actor she first met during rewrites of "Remember Me" to work on this article for Details. They seem to have a fairly close relationship, considering she threw casually into conversation the fact she found a sex shop nearby that had an " insane S&M body-harness contraption" that "allows you to dress up like a horse and have a long tail."

Rob's response? "'That's so English. I want to do this entire interview wearing it, from an equine point of view,' he says, stomping the sidewalk with make-believe hooves. 'Seriously. As an experiment in public perceptions.'" We wish.

But Rob just didn't open up about his preference for interview attire. He shared with Jenny some of his concerns with what the responsibility of being an actor are.
"If it exists out there—this invisible-creative-spirit-idea thing—then you're the medium through which it travels so everybody can touch it. But . . . what gives you the right to be the medium?" he asked. "What gives you the right to claim it? And then get an agent and say I want $20 million and a fruit basket to be the medium, thank you very much."

He talked about how his perception on speaking to the press changed during his time doing work on "Twilight," comparing it initially to political speech writing. "It's fascinating. You'd have two or three minutes to affect someone. Make them hear you. Get the message out and maybe it will echo," Rob said.
 
"I quite enjoyed doing press for the first 'Twilight,' because there was a similarity. But after a bit I was ladling it out," he added. "If you want people to listen to you, you'd better have something to say. I felt a responsibility to be fascinating. You're bargaining with the audience. Is this enough for them? And that affects the way you look at art."

Despite the range of topics covered in the article — from maim-inducing tropical diseases to elephants stealing peppermints, from fan's lurking in restaurants to having his kiss auctioned off for $60,000 — Rob was clear to make the point that he knew how fortunate he was.
"Please don't make this about me complaining," Rob begged Jenny about the context of the article. "Please. I'm the luckiest bastard on the planet."

 WOW
there's more to the article
than Vagina.
Who knew? (sarcasm)
Not by what the Media put out,
or dwelled on,
criticized,
bitch-slapped,
well, you know where I'm headed
with this one...

My boy has substance,
but you wouldn't know it
with all the Phobic fucks,
that use 
and abuse
and take out of context.

More on Robert Pattinson and Nudity...


Robert Pattinson is prepared get naked on screen for the right role, although he finds it embarrassing.
The British actor – who plays vampire heartthrob Edward Cullen in the Twilight movies - would consider taking his clothes off again if he thought the part required it.
He said: “I think it would depend on what it is. And I don't think a lot of people would really want to see that. I think it would ruin the illusion!”
Although he is prepared to strip for a movie, the 23-year-old star admits he finds nudity embarrassing and struggled when he had to shoot explicit scenes for the 2008 movie Little Ashes, in which he played a young Salvador Dali.
He said in an interview with Britain's Star magazine: “It's funny because Spanish people have no problem with nudity at all, and I mean at all. And English people obviously do have the most enormous problem with it.
“Little things, like when I saw my father getting changed for swimming, I was traumatised by it… I kind of freaked out a bit.”

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Bite Me "Irish Central"

This rag of a print constantly diss's Rob.
Hypocrit motherfucker's 
that's what they are.

Search their archives
and you will see
they take every opportunity
to print their distaste for him.

Why? you ask.
Rob's a hot topic.
Irish Central sucks.
They NEED him.
It's that simple.




Note to Amy Andrews:
C'mon, we Know,
You secretly wished
It was Rob's head between your legs,
and not those creepy chicks
that spent 12 hours
naked
with him in their presence...
p.s. you're writing sucks =)

Here's a sample ...

Robert Pattinson Insults women, men
by
Amy Andrews

Robert Pattinson may be the hottest boy on the block this year but I have to say it, when he opens his mouth it's game over. By "it" I mean any opportunity he'll ever have to really impress us all with his sophistication and charm.
Instead, he mostly comes off like a narcissistic brat. I'm sorry girls, it's the truth. Take his highly publicized chat with Details mag this month. Apart from setting the internet on fire, it also made me wonder about him - and not in a good way.
“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas,” said the dreamboat, instantly dashing the hopes of a million teenage girls. Now, I admit it, some people thought this was just him being playful; Pattinson himself probably thought it was playful, but you know what? It's not.
To those who says he's edging out of the closet I say: no, he's obviously not, and it's actually homophobic to assume that all gay men hate women's bodies because they don't.
To those who say he's just being sarcastic I say, you know what, there are better ways to suggest you don't enjoy posing for pictures without insulting every woman on the set.
I'm just saying.

More garbage here.
So Amy Andrews was insulted 
by Rob's "I hate Vaginas" remark.
I suppose I would be too,
If that's all I had going for me.


Robert Pattinson...Remember Me...Behind the Scenes Video

A new, behind-the-scenes video of Robert Pattinson and Emilie de Ravin's Remember Me was revealed last night on Yahoo!
The video shows a few clips from the film, but it also offers both commentary on the film and Robert Pattinson's work in it.
"He's a young guy who's a little bit lost. He meets this girl," Pattinson explains.
"Their relationship is so beautifully formed and so realistic," de Ravin says.
"She shows him how to live and how to mature, and not so much just being attracted to eachother, but knowing eachother and how important that is to actually find somebody you can really know."
"The movie revolves around that," de Ravin concludes.
"He has a very watchable, likeable intensity to him," Pierce Brosnan says of Robert Pattinson's performance.
"But he also brought all these intricate details to this character," de Ravin adds.
"He embodied this guy who's filled with complexity," director Allen Coulter says of his performance.
"Boy, was this tailor-made for him, Robert can deliver that sensitivity," Chris Cooper says.
Less than a month to go until Remember Me hits theaters!



Robert Pattinson & Emilie DeRavin in Vogue

Ask Robert Pattinson and Emilie de Ravin about shooting their new movie, Remember Me, and they instantly start talking about the throngs of Twilight fans and pushy paparazzi who swarmed around them as they filmed on the streets of New York.

"It was the most ridiculous experience," says Pattinson, flashing the sweet, shy smile those crowds hoped to see. "You're trying to stay in character and you're trying to walk down the street, but all those people keep reminding you that you're not this character, you're—"

"A show pony," cracks de Ravin, and the two burst into laughter.

Although this duo could hardly be more different—de Ravin, 28, boasts the easy physical confidence of a onetime ballerina, while the slouchy 23-year-old Pattinson is all self-effacing bemusement—their effortless rapport is the emotional anchor of Remember Me. Pattinson stars as Tyler Hawkins, an alienated and confused young man from a wealthy family—"It's not too Rebel Without a Cause," he jokes—who gets involved with Ally (de Ravin), the daughter of a cop who arrested him after a street fight. Where Twilight treats him as the object of desire, a role that requires as much posing as acting, this character-driven drama brings out his most emotionally complex performance so far. Whether Tyler's raging at his distant father, Charles (played by Pierce Brosnan), or charming Ally, he has a surprisingly deft comic touch; Pattinson is now the one doing the chasing.

"Rob and Emilie are gifted actors who really like each other," says Remember Me's director, Allen Coulter. "And the movie reveals them in a whole new way."

Which is precisely what both of them wanted—to show what they can do outside the juggernauts of Twilight and Lost.

Remember Me may well prove the big-screen breakthrough for de Ravin, an Australian still best known as the new mother, Claire, on Lost, a role that was often undemanding. "I was always holding the baby in every scene," she says, "while everybody else was going off shooting people." Here, she throws herself into the conflicted passions of Ally, a young woman who, eager to escape an adoring but overprotective father, struggles to break through her own veneer of toughness.

For his part, RPattz (as he's known to his teen worshippers) is eager to start playing complicated human beings and not just heartthrobby vampires. Not that he doesn't relish being Edward Cullen or feel loyal to his fans, but he still hasn't figured out how to cope with being an international icon in an era when it seems impossible to escape the public eye.

"Everybody knows where everybody is," he says. "The Twitter thing is unbelievable. I went out a couple of times with Pierce. He's totally recognizable, and he makes no effort to tone it down. Some people were glancing over at us in the restaurant, and he just went over and introduced himself. And it does work. It dissipates all the attention."

So, does Pattinson use this trick?

"Me?" he says, shaking those famously tousled locks, "I just crawl under the table."

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 Or Is that "I just crawl under the table if there's no vaginas" ?
I'm sorry.
Now I'm obsessing over Rob's
Vagina allergies.
I really fucking wish 
I never read that.
Vagina allergies.

More Eclipse Stills


Rob,
how about 
kstew pussy.
Are you
allergic
to that
too?

Note to Dickhead:
I like what I see
keep redeeming yourself.

Robert Pattinson Allergic to Vaginas?

Rob say it aint so...

Photo: Details Magazine
Hopefully someone gave Robert Pattinson a cortisone injection during his recent Details photo shoot, because the interview attached reveals Pattinson's claim that he's allergic to yonis. And the shoot has a awful lot of naked ladies in it, sitting pretty close to Sparkles.
Pattinson, as usual, denies awl the rumors that he and Kristen Stewart have a passionate and secret love, so decrying it as to declare his dog the only emotional connection in his life. See what he did there? A dog over a cat. You know. He doesn't even like the mewing pussies.

Regarding the photo shoot, Pattinson said, "I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vaginas. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours...Thank God I was hungover."

This is an epic bummer for his rabid fan base, because if he's not trying to say he'd like to dance around a room with Adam Lambert, he must be a rather awkward sexual conquest, since last I checked, sex with ladies always involves being near vagina.

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I really have no fucking clue on how to comment on this.
I'm at a loss...

More from Details Magazine...
 
 
I bet those chics in that shoot
feel like shit.
No, dog shit.
I would


You should be
allergic to dick.
WOW
Rob
I'm
Confused.

Make me
feel better.
Clarify 
yourself.
Save grace.
Tell me
you're
tit
man
instead.


New "Eclipse" Stills

OH DAMN

I'm totally liking what I see,
Even Edward's color,
sweet.

Note to Dickhead: 
I'll be the first to apologize
If you get this right.

Happy Valentine's Day Twihards =)


The caption under the next pic is a *spoiler*.
If you want to be Eclipse (detail) free
SKIP OVER IT

According to the script,
This is the scene Where Bella's Eyes meet Edward's.
And in that instant,
she sees very clearly
exactly what she wants.
She grabs a piece of broken slate,
and stabs it deep into her arm.
With her blood dripping into a pool of blood
over the white snow,
Riley and Victoria,
Ravaged by the smell of her blood,
turn to Bella,
long enough for Edward to make his move...
...I'll leave it at that...

Photo source. 

Robert Pattinson on the set of "Bel Ami"

Rob on the set yesterday...

 
  
 
 
I wish I was that dog's face =O


To see the entire set go here.


I already love what I see...
here we go again!

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